I have never been more convinced of my own inherent and personal doom than this very moment, the day after Fooch’s return to Niners Nation, and after 2.5 weeks of you lot talking about poop, bidets and, worst of all, San Francisco 49ers football.
You’ve left me broken, though to be fair, I came to you fractured. A husk, always convinced of our ever-present doom. But before Fooch left, you lot allowed me to be convinced that we might all not be quite as doomed as I once thought. There was talk of the Niners Nation DOOM Index retiring, and it was even briefly replaced by the Jimmy Garoppolo Index.
But science is important, after all. We need science, even if that science is simply measuring how long we have left and how severe our impending dive into the gaping maw of doom.
Of course ... I think the 49ers are actually in a great place, and will be voting for the “least doomed” option. But don’t let my opinion color yours (fat chance anyway), and if you think they are well and proper doomed following the signing of Richard Sherman and on the eve of the legal tampering period, then you should vote as such.
We’ll continue to change the DOOM Index up in silly ways going forward, but on the day the Sherman signing became official (also known as the day after my Twitter mentions became an utter lost cause), I thought it was worth going with this. And you know, open threads are always fun. You can find past results right here.
Also, ahem ... Bidoomed.
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How doomed are the 49ers?
This poll is closed
Turkey Leg On The 49ers Logo Doomed (Most Doomed)
Trying To Figure Out What’s Happening In Free Agency Doomed (Pretty Doomed)
Legal Tampering Doomed (Somewhat Doomed)
Turkey Leg On The Seahawks Logo (Kinda Doomed)
Richard Sherman Picking Off Russell Wilson Doomed (Least Doomed)