Mayor of Punterville here.
Citizens, yes, we were in true punt-cession with our hero Mitch Wishnowski, but fear not! For we have seen our hero overcome strife, hardship, and the Minnesota Vikings to bring us what I call the Mitch-Muff. Roll it:
Mitch Wishnowsky smashes a spiral BOMB and it results in a muff... Moestert recovers.
— Porter Larsen (@Larsen_ESPN) January 11, 2020
That’s a game breaking play from your punter and special teams hawk RB #UtesInTheNFL
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That Mitch-Muff was made possible with help from our allies at Gunnerville. What is a Mitch-Muff? It’s a solid boot that comes into an angle and causes such problems with opponents special teamers. The Mitch-Muff is Punterville’s version of a musket. And it’s a beauty.
I know that some have said Mitch Wishnowsky has not lived up to expectations. However, I remind us all legends are not created in a season. Paul Bunyan never ate hundreds of flapjacks in a year, and Wyatt Earp didn’t dispense justice until Tombstone came out in the 90s. Wishnowsky has a bright future and has a chance to go further than Bradley Pinion.
If he does not, he at least has brought us punter hope. Give us a Mitch-Muff.
Citizens, please tell me the state of Punterville.
Poll
State of Punterville?
This poll is closed
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55%
A - Join us, there are no worries here, only punters!
(649 votes) -
29%
B
(343 votes) -
9%
C
(112 votes) -
1%
D
(21 votes) -
3%
F - Burn it down. Burn this city to the ground.
(40 votes)
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