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Punterville State of the Punter: NFC Divisional

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We have the Mitch-Muff in full swing

Mayor of Punterville here.

Citizens, yes, we were in true punt-cession with our hero Mitch Wishnowski, but fear not! For we have seen our hero overcome strife, hardship, and the Minnesota Vikings to bring us what I call the Mitch-Muff. Roll it:

That Mitch-Muff was made possible with help from our allies at Gunnerville. What is a Mitch-Muff? It’s a solid boot that comes into an angle and causes such problems with opponents special teamers. The Mitch-Muff is Punterville’s version of a musket. And it’s a beauty.

I know that some have said Mitch Wishnowsky has not lived up to expectations. However, I remind us all legends are not created in a season. Paul Bunyan never ate hundreds of flapjacks in a year, and Wyatt Earp didn’t dispense justice until Tombstone came out in the 90s. Wishnowsky has a bright future and has a chance to go further than Bradley Pinion.

If he does not, he at least has brought us punter hope. Give us a Mitch-Muff.

Citizens, please tell me the state of Punterville.


State of Punterville?

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  • 55%
    A - Join us, there are no worries here, only punters!
    (649 votes)
  • 29%
    (343 votes)
  • 9%
    (112 votes)
  • 1%
    (21 votes)
  • 3%
    F - Burn it down. Burn this city to the ground.
    (40 votes)
1165 votes total Vote Now