Should we draft a wide receiver? Which wide receiver? Oh wait, the wide receiver class is deep, we can get a good wide receiver in the seventh round, we should be drafting a defensive tackle to replace Buckner.
No, we have plenty of players to replace Buckner, we need to draft an offensive tackle to replace Staley. No one knows what they are talking about, we need to pick a couple of corner backs in the first round, after all, look what happened in the Super Bowl. (I guess what happened in the Super Bowl had nothing to do with our offense faltering?)
What we really need is another good tight end to go with George Kittle. What am I thinking, Weston Richburg will never come back from his injuries and Ben Garland isn’t good enough, we really need to draft a center. Of course, everyone knows we need interior offensive linemen, it probably would not hurt to also add a guard with our second pick in the first round.
This stuff is making me dizzy. Everyone is an expert and everyone else is a hack. Testosterone is flowing and manhood is on the line here. If John Lynch does not manage to select everyone’s favorite draft picks, he should be tar and feathered before either being drawn and quartered, or beheaded. Off with the head. How dare he pick someone else. He must not know what he is doing.
Thankfully we only have one more week and then a few days of heavy crying over the picks we made. I know, it’s the end of the world! Fortunately, all of this silly nonsense will be almost over for another year at that point. Don’t forget to save a little of that testosterone for your wives.
Now onto those sizzling hot links:
NFL forced to get very technical for upcoming virtual draft Sam Farmer, Gary Klein
The NFL draft is going virtual: How it will work, and what you should know Kevin Seifert
NFL will have two cameras in prospects’ homes for draft night Mike Florio
Jonathan Greenard can solve the Seahawk’s pass rush problem Dan Kadar
Can Chase Young really be better than the Bosa brothers James Brady
5 Reasons the 49ers should NOT draft Henry Ruggs III Grant Cohn
5 Reasons the 49ers Should Draft C.J. Henderson Grant Cohn
Matt Breida signs tender with 49ers Michael David Smith
Colin Kaepernick starts coronavirus relief fund for minority communities Scott Ostler
C.J. Henderson could fit 49ers as impact cornerback Matt Maiocco
49ers meet with San Diego State cornerback Kyle Madson
Wyche: What to do with the 49ers first round picks video
49ers Morning Report: Learn More about WR Travis Benjamin 49ers.com
Rams center Brian Allen becomes first NFL player to test positive for coronavirus David Bonilla
49ers among teams to hold pre-draft interview with Alabama DT Raekwon Davis David Bonilla